"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."."I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out."What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St."Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"."What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"."Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."."What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"."What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."."What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"."Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!".
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